"Taubman Sucks!"
by Henry Charles Mishkoff


Chapter 3: I Go to the Mall. I Get a Suit. (10 pages)

I attend the gala Grand Opening ceremonies at the very impressive (and very upscale) Shops at Willow Bend.

A few days later, Julie "responds" to my requests for information by filing a lawsuit.

I decide that, if Julie can threaten me, I can threaten her right back – and so, in retaliation, I register TaubmanSucks.com and several other "complaint" domain names. I tell Julie that I'll use them to document and publicize the lawsuit should she proceed with it. Although I can't stop her from trying to push me around, I can make sure that she can't hide her nefarious activities from the millions of users of the World Wide Web.


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